pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

chickensandwich:

foxnewsofficial:

let’s have ***

(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg

meladoodle:

do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

ostracizedpoodle:

I want to put my voice in a bottle and then when someone angers me i throw the bottle at them and it breaks open and releases my screams

earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

burghers:

Not Safe For Wimps

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
me:

burghers:

i get really confused when cool popular bloggers follow me first

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time